everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
not sure if i should eat this strawberry
are we all just ignoring the fact that he looks like tiger woods
That cat-chicken really wants the strawberry
DID YOU JUST CALL JOLTEON A CAT CHICKEN
I don’t know whether I should laugh about the strawberry, the fact that he looks like tiger woods, or at the person who just called Jolteon a cat chicken…………..
In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
Big Daddy Kane, Madonna, Naomi Campbell