do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so
it sucks that we live in a world where men are fuckin heroes for not taking advantage of women.
"what a great guy for not trying to sleep with her while she was extremely intoxicated" wow what an amazing dude, having simple human decency
why do boys call other boys “pretty boy” as an insult???? that’s probably the most flattering thing anyone could ever say to me?? call me pretty boy. tell me im the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen
Marshall is just a simple man, caught in a web of fashion he doesn’t understand…
Oh my god. It looks as though she whispered some sort of horrific Lovecraftian secret of the universe to him, and his soul simply gave up right then and there, leaving him an empty husk.
He’s wondering if he’s still on drugs.
Florence "FloJo" Griffith Joyner
Those first few days with fresh braids so stressful.
Can’t even think straight cuz my thoughts done been cornrowed behind my hairline. My reflexive response got delays nshit
All my emotions and decision making abilities have been compromised until further notice.