Lupita Nyong’o at the Miu Miu Fashion Show - Paris Fashion Week (March 5, 2014)
I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.
this is so sad omg
keep him keep your friend forever
The struggle to be thin enough and thick enough all at the same damn time.
Losing enough weight to define your waist but not make the booty look starved.
tryna have thick thighs and defined collarbones.
Trying to obtain a cornbread fed booty with a weight watchers waist
Trying to be concave and convex at the same damn time.
This Vine gives me life.
I fucking played this video in the living room in complete silence when my mom and step dad were in the room and they both go “What the hell are you watching”. Thanks tumblr
i want this as my phone riingtone thanks.
- Anyone who calls women “females”.
- Anyone who starts their Feminism, Yay! speech with “Now that I have a daughter…” or “When I think about my mother/sister being subjected to this…”
These things are the reverse of the android empathy test. They tell you that the person saying them does not see you as a human being (except possibly by association at multiple degrees of separation, in the second case).
LSD apparently helps you lose weight. which is pretty understandable cause it’s real hard to get to the fridge when there’s a fucking dragon guarding it.